I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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there should be novocaine for the soul.
that way, you can address and fix the problem without feeling the pain of trudging through the process. 

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”


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why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

Thank you for putting this into words. 

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If you’re gonna be the health police, please make sure that you’re not conveniently only ensuring that the health of fat people is up to par. Nope. I wanna see you walk up to every single person smoking a cigarette or standing in line at a fast food joint. Ask every. single. one of them. Even the skinny people. You just wanna make sure they’re healthy, right? That’s your main objective, right? You just want everyone to be healthy. Ask all of those people if their lifestyles are healthy. Ask them if their bodies are healthy, and base your respect for those people off of their physical health, be it good or bad. 

Go hard or go home, assholes. You don’t get to disrespect me because you don’t happen to like the way that my body looks.


my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

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I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

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